**** 11:10:04 PM Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Your fiction may lie to you this week.
***11:29:28 PM Monday, August
If your mind has the power to change the world, you should request that laughter become less little.
***11:30:33 PM Tuesday, February 29, 2000
* This is the gist of it. with the original rhyme; I edited a few words to make it scan.
If you want to drink best
Try to buy on request
***11:18:40 PM Sunday, December
If one yearns to suffer from a sweat of the Divine, one must not fail to examine a primate...
***11:51:24 PM Sunday, June
Yearning willingly or softly,
expect gifts from your ache.
***11:15:20 PM Friday, February
***10:17:30 PM Friday, February
Learn to maintain a loving indifference to the way your mind operates.
***10:17:16 PM Friday, February
What appears at the moment to be your 'joie de vivre' will later be seen to be living joyfully.
***9:57:26 PM Friday, February
What appears to be your confusion of reason with intuition will later be seen to be self-development.
***9:50:23 PM Sunday, November
An unclear goal is like being between psychological poison and terror.
***2:08:42 AM Thursday, July
***2:06:39 AM Thursday, July
We need to know the business or bliss of our own balance to keep track of what can be believed, or what might brighten us.
***1:52:14 AM Thursday, July
We need to know the expertise and escapism of each enormity to keep track of what can be encouraged, of what might extricate us.
***9:30:16 PM Wednesday, October
Random kindness will come to be seen as evolutionary progress.
***1:08:51 PM Saturday, February
You Don't Know How To Act, Here's A Brief List Of Ideas. 1) Be Kind
[This was a title from a poem generated during a test-run of the neo-dadaize function. The input was the last letter my friend Julie wrote to her friends before she died of cancer, at the age of 33. This output is a verbatim (albeit decontextualized and capitalized) quote from that letter. See the poem section for a longer work based on this letter.]
***10:56:08 PM Friday, January
We need to know the game or domain of darkness to keep track of what can be revivified, and what might suffocate us.
***11:23:18 PM Saturday, November
some of you will be engineer-angelic!
***12:48:07 AM Saturday, November
Not not enough people will be warrior-hopeful!
***11:06:34 AM Wednesday, July
The circularity that can be named is not the enduring and comfortable circularity.
***10:24:48 PM Friday, May
If enjoyment were given the power to change a wrong turn in your life, you should demand that it become less phony.
***10:23:34 PM Friday, May
If the concept of 'God' has the power to change self-reference, you should demand that the concept of 'God' become increasingly extroverted.
***10:22:43 PM Friday, May
You should already have tried to be happy.
***10:16:53 PM Friday, May
Learn to maintain a loving indifference to prophets.
***10:16:31 PM Friday, May
Don't give up now, you'll be blessed with a generous bureaucrat.
***12:25:51 AM Thursday, April
Failure to learn from your past actions is like being between acting stupidly and acting stupidly!
***11:57:51 PM Wednesday, April
do you know why I crave an archetypal figure?
because an archetypal figure is not a mindless bureaucrat.
***5:09:51 AM Sunday, March
regarded as personal
***5:12:59 AM Sunday, March
person as if it were
***9:45:59 PM Wednesday, March
based on our
ongoing current events.
***9:43:56 PM Wednesday, March
***9:01:00 PM Saturday, March
a kiss is like a wise Buddhist:
both are compassionate.
***8:08:40 PM Saturday, March
Your compulsion to be right might be better viewed as your need to acquire.
***10:00:46 AM Monday, March
Following fashion is like being between a subtle form of slavery and delusion.
***9:19:55 PM Wednesday, March
Your brain is like a deep hole in the ground except that it is more ambitious!
***11:02:43 AM Tuesday, March
Expecting open-mindedness from a friend makes about as much sense as looking to a warehouse worker for artistic expression.
***4:19:53 AM Sunday, March
What appears at the moment to be the concept of 'God' will later be seen to be a different way of living.
[Eds. note: This is a good one-sentence summary of Ludwig Wittgenstein's later works.]
***4:15:31 AM Sunday, March
Your repressed emotionality is probably a form of psychological suicide.
***12:15:36 PM Monday, February
your cerebral cortex is actually a leadership vacuum.
***10:15:27 AM Sunday, February
Looking to a psychologist for your failure to consider alternative metaphors is like using living joyfully for a maladaptive fantasy.
***2:11:51 PM Friday, February
Being branded as a sinner is like being between the concept of 'God' and paralysis.
***2:06:34 PM Friday, February
What appears to be laziness will later be seen to be allowing yourself to have fun!
***8:15:36 PM Tuesday, February
A merely political truth is like being between a new way of thinking and a metaphorical form of death.
***9:06:10 PM Monday, February
person who dislikes you: fantastic banality
***3:11:43 PM Monday, February
Your hidden hatred is like being between a failure to express yourself emotionally and failing to understand your parents.
***2:48:36 PM Monday, February
Desire might be better viewed as a subtle form of psychological suicide.
***2:43:55 PM Monday, February
You will know why I suggest that in the coming 2 days you are going to have to minimize murder.
[Your JanusNode will always give you excellent advice.]
***2:41:16 PM Monday, February
your inability to act freely reveals the universe
***10:41:49 AM Sunday, February
What seems like understanding the situation may actually be falling in love with an illusion.
***4:27:42 AM Sunday, February
If elementary psychological understanding had the power to change your existence, you should pray that elementary psychological understanding become less fluffy.
***4:27:00 AM Sunday, February
If what people say about you were given the power to change the way things are, you should ask that it become increasingly astute.
***4:16:49 AM Sunday, February
stupidity is like your failure to look after yourself except that it is more noncommittal.
***11:51:58 PM Thursday, November
Try to understand how the joy you can engender in others is connected to pride.
***11:37:29 PM Thursday, November
Looking to a fuzzy living saint for money is like expecting an insipid notorious monster to teach you about self-esteem!
***11:00:41 PM Wednesday, November
What seems like an unwillingness to work may actually be the middle path.
***12:37:29 PM Wednesday, July
What seems like unexpressed emotion may actually be a lack of generousity.
***12:37:37 AM Tuesday, June
What seems like the human nervous system may actually be your ambitions.
***10:55:49 PM Friday, April
why are ethical important childish actions
because actions touch nonetheless.
***10:48:06 PM Friday, April
several perfect opinions extend from perfectible you:
***10:46:07 PM Friday, April
must a lot of bandwagons dictate lovingly and dully?
***3:28:29 PM Saturday, March
chocolate constructs like an axiom:
they both sustain
***3:23:07 PM Saturday, March
a rhythm is a mother.
***12:38:50 PM Saturday, March
too many of us diversify,
our ambiguities brutally and warily retreat from comfort
***12:25:51 PM Saturday, March
Imagine combining artistries with sins!
***11:22:00 PM Monday, March
Imagine a combination celebration / psychoanalysis!
***10:02:37 AM Friday, April
crazy data paralyze.
***12:22:03 AM Friday, April
most of us depreciate equally.
***12:14:25 AM Friday, April
desires want gifts from you
***6:14:33 PM Thursday, April
Imagine a combination coroner / concertmaster!