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**** 8:27:48 PM Wednesday, March 12, 2008
"Neurological" refers to a quality of "angelic points".
***11:18:55 PM
Saturday, September 16, 2000
pilot: aroused euphoria
***11:12:36 PM
Saturday, September 16, 2000
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The prayer:
a
Christian pistol.
***7:32:52 AM Friday, September
1, 2000
woman: prisoner for childbirths
***11:33:46 PM Thursday, March
9, 2000
writer: steamin' notorious presumption
***8:58:22 PM Saturday, March
4, 2000
havoc: a God-damned God's game
***8:11:00 PM Saturday, March
4, 2000
voice: a vocalist's variable volume
***7:15:15 PM Saturday, March
4, 2000
jam: the jazz joyful joy
***6:53:45 PM Friday, February
18, 2000
natural selection: the nobility of novelty
***6:47:37 PM Friday, February
18, 2000
ugliness: unchanging underwear
***6:47:02 PM Friday, February
18, 2000
coincidence: casualty of causality
***9:58:37 PM Thursday, February
17, 2000
desire: a dear delightful demon
***9:58:06 PM Thursday, February
17, 2000
cinematic criticism: a clumsy competitive conversation
***9:57:40 PM Thursday, February
17, 2000
Eden: explorable euphemism
**** The following were selected from contributions sent in to me by Jonothan Norcombe, 11/05/99
***3:04:59 am Tuesday, May
4, 1999
imagination: fluffy wisdom
***12:05:20 pm Monday, May
3, 1999
bigamy: the young woman's permanent connection
***12:04:42 pm Monday, May
3, 1999
fad: a plastic joy
***1:49:41 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
chasm: the home of appetite
***1:47:33 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
philosophy: an idea's ink
***1:44:31 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
party: a people's enigmatic ballet
***1:23:41 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
neck: a vampire's vast virus
***1:13:18 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
want: the prayer of fascination
***1:12:09 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
combination: the boss of context
***1:10:16 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
cat: an ebbing berserk animation
***1:05:32 pm Sunday, May 2,
1999
pretence: a conclusion's grip
***********
***2:03:47 AM Thursday, July
9, 1998
confidant: a compassionate celebration
***2:09:18 PM Sunday, February
8, 1998
celebration: physical
philosophy
***1:04:12 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
want: the seed of artist
***1:03:48 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
zebra: a cosmological wizardry
***1:01:30 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
puberty: the opinion of shock
***12:58:24 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
the noncommittal groom: the whore's point
***12:56:45 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
protestation: the prestige of scream
***12:55:10 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
beard: darkling living home for ids
***12:53:35 AM Tuesday, February
3, 1998
bureaucracy: a callous habit
*** Contribution from Jeff
Grossman, December 23, 1996
accusation: yelp of decadence
*** Contributions from Tim Drage, January 9,
1998
idealism: abnormal character
debt: the money of error
idea: a silvery deity
tree: the sharp creature
grunt: the community of knuckle
music: the bloodthirsty teenager's sociable
sin [This one breaks the
Definition Project rules: the original has 'sociably' instead
of 'sociable'...but presumably only due to a misplaced word in
the word files, so I felt justified in making the change!]
***7:40:09 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
emotion:
universal epistemology.
***7:24:27 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
Memory: interlocking neuropsychology-epistemology.
***7:23:37 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
political theory:
hopeful beautiful epistemology.
***7:21:58 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
neuroticism: drunken intelligence...
***7:20:52 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
Perception: imperialist metaphysics.
***7:19:41 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
dreaming: applied metaphysics...
***7:18:31 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
ontology: earthy
hermeneutics
***7:02:11 PM Saturday, July
19, 1997
gun: the trauma of the human
zoo
***7:04:45 PM Wednesday, April
9, 1997
construct: the euphemism
of evil possibility
***8:00:56 PM Tuesday, April
8, 1997
funeral: the root
of zeal
[This may seem inane, but it made
me think of one of my favourite quotes, from Albert Camus' novel,
'The Fall': "Something must happen - and that explains most
human commitments. Something must happen, even loveless slavery,
even war or death. Hurrah then for funerals."]
***5:56:55 PM Tuesday, April
8, 1997
amiability: the apparition of nirvana
***10:11:02 PM Monday, April
7, 1997
anatomy: intercourse's immoral ideal
***10:09:22 PM Monday, April
7, 1997
actor: the sexy romantic partner's omnipresent pig
***10:09:08 PM Monday, April
7, 1997
ideal: the writer's exquisite computation
***10:08:56 PM Monday, April
7, 1997
competence: the jewel of capability
***5:47:34 PM Sunday, November
3, 1996
emotion: the oxygen of action
***5:43:39 PM Sunday, November
3, 1996
physique: the house of philosophy
***12:09:37 AM Saturday, November
2, 1996
civilization: a perceptible decency
***11:02:50 PM Friday, November
1, 1996
entropy: a - -'s - -
***11:00:19 PM Friday, November
1, 1996
ejaculation: moist luck
***6:53:39 PM Wednesday, June
7, 1995
baby: the magic of mammal
***6:50:34 PM Wednesday, June
7, 1995
poem: the deception of orator
***6:50:09 PM Wednesday, June
7, 1995
riddle: a simple deception
***12:58:22 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
God:
the consecration of trauma
***12:58:00 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
cobra: an antisocial fact
***12:55:49 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
possibility: the
animation of falsehood
***12:53:27 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
coffin: Darwinian
bodice
***12:51:54 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
yelp: a pert pronouncement
***12:48:26 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
natural selection: a fatalistic explanation
***12:46:06 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
adoration:
complex abstraction for baboons
***12:45:06 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
poetic environment: the generous animalism of probability
***12:44:00 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
paternity: a monk's uncomfortable danger
***12:43:22 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
chauvinism: beautiful construction for tensions
***12:36:42 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
fact: consciousness
of imagination
***12:36:09 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
assertion:
a kind of personal cosmic complexity
***12:35:08 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
physique: danger of
deification
***12:33:03 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
banality:
an outlandish barbarity for children
***12:30:48 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
danger: physical trouble
***12:30:12 AM Thursday, May
23, 1996
femininity: joyous competitive fiction for beauticians
***1:06:11 AM Friday, May 19,
1995
business:
patriarchal zone
***7:41:37 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
delusion: small apocalypse for lives
***12:00:02 AM Monday, May
20, 1996
father: uncomfortable autocracy
***11:59:52 PM Sunday, May
19, 1996
funeral home: parasitic fad for graves
***11:54:03 PM Sunday, May
19, 1996
psychiatrist: the yearning
of platitude
***11:53:02 PM Sunday, May
19, 1996
oasis: courteous sand
***6:54:38 PM Sunday, May 19,
1996
scene: photogenic ink for poets
***8:10:56 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
nonsensical
zone: the city of depression
***7:54:56 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
ownership: dangerous
childish extravagance
***7:51:26 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
freedom: eloquent poetry for societies
***7:48:58 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
wife: a single welcoming man's organic woman
***7:47:41 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
love: a charismatic friend's electricity
***7:46:16 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
aggression: the patriotic gloom
***7:45:55 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
explanation:
a peculiar salty yarn
***7:45:08 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
cheery atheist: a bittersweet
deprivation
***7:42:49 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
the nonconformist prince: the era's mess
***7:32:54 PM Monday, May 13,
1996
patience: the interest
of baseball
***11:15:54 PM Sunday, May
12, 1996
ambiguity: a kindhearted person who loves you's noxious mother
***10:32:10 PM Sunday, May
12, 1996
hurt: an old distraction for yogis
***7:17:11 PM Sunday, May 12,
1996
sleep: a silvery smoke's sensual
sleeve
***7:16:04 PM Sunday, May 12,
1996
psychoanalysis:
the feedback of complication
***10:05:17 PM Friday, May
10, 1996
chastity: the obligation of admiration
***10:02:57 PM Friday, May
10, 1996
ink: the hydrant of certitude
***10:01:38 PM Friday, May
10, 1996
shower: the bravery of water
***10:01:20 PM Friday, May
10, 1996
water: silvery capability for champagnes
***7:35:46 PM Friday, May 10,
1996
car: permissible alienation
***9:32:45 AM Friday, May 10,
1996
cigarette: a kind of philosophic calculation
***9:26:02 AM Friday, May 10,
1996
mutilation:
a shock for beauticians
***6:02:00 AM Friday, May 10,
1996
contempt: the hatchet of certitude
***5:59:24 AM Friday, May 10,
1996
pelvis: a dangerous event for zippers
***5:57:29 AM Friday, May 10,
1996
wisdom: the adulthood of adulthood
***9:03:57 PM Saturday, March
16, 1996
a naked lover
is a poem.
***9:37:44 PM Saturday, March
16, 1996
a naked lover
resembles a paternity-nightmare.
***8:48:21 PM Monday, March
4, 1996
prayer: the dagger of ambivalence
***11:48:11 AM Tuesday, February
13, 1996
a psychiatrist is a white psychologist
***11:46:34 AM Tuesday, February
13, 1996
foe:
xenophobic aggravation
***11:43:28 AM Tuesday, February
13, 1996
computation:
pretty outgrowth
***11:40:18 AM Tuesday, February
13, 1996
girlfriend: lazy popularity
***11:35:08 AM Tuesday, February
13, 1996
cigarette: simple bell
wonderfully,
loudly, ornamental
Look! a woeful ache
***3:21:54 PM Monday, February
12, 1996
Nationalism is like being between your
fears and mis-interpreting what others mean.
***1:55:00 PM Monday, February
12, 1996
politician: benign antagonism
emptily,
easily offensive
Look! a banal poet
***1:53:59 PM Monday, February
12, 1996
parent: adult
demeanor
***5:55:53 AM Saturday, February
10, 1996
Politics is like being between a fear of
going insane and pain.
[Eds. note: Amen.]
***8:31:18 PM Saturday, November
25, 1995
tomorrow is like a conversation:
it leaps from your hidden creativity
***5:45:27 PM Friday, March
3, 1995
authority: an agile cancer
***12:02:17 PM Monday, December
12, 1994
psychoanalysis:
celestial questioning
rigidly,
capably, wonderfully
psychoanalysis of enviable abstraction
***11:58:51 AM Monday, December
12, 1994
waist: female
king
takes
cognition easily
waist of enigmatic calorie
***11:57:58 AM Monday, December
12, 1994
beatnik: delightful
construct
***11:52:53 AM Monday, December
12, 1994
causality:
pathetic wizardry
***11:52:32 AM Monday, December
12, 1994
popularity: vast need
erroneous
everyday silly
plain masculine adolescence
***11:49:38 AM Monday, December
12, 1994
boyfriend: everyday
coffin
***6:30:31 PM Sunday, December
4, 1994
that bland
calculation, natural selection
***8:43:41 PM Monday, November
28, 1994
biped: lovely catastrophe
increasingly
abnormal, banal
biped of hopeful fluff
***8:43:18 PM Monday, November
28, 1994
cognition: appreciative computer
[Ed's note: Best definition of
cognition I have ever seen!]
***7:03:17 PM Monday, November
28, 1994
nudist:
absolute exhibitionism
***7:00:54 PM Monday, November
28, 1994
personality: clumsy astrology
dismisses
oblivion immediately
everlasting fragile personality
***10:54:59 PM Friday, April
15, 1994
an arrogant angel is a fall.
***7:48:31 AM Wednesday, April
6, 1994
a bureaucracy
is an anal psychopath.
[Eds. note: more accurately: 'a
bureaucrat is an anal psychopath'.]
***10:51:22 AM Tuesday, March
15, 1994
a
behavior is an analysis.
***11:59:29 PM Thursday, April
8, 1993
an elocution is an ajar beak.
***6:17:08 PM Thursday, April
8, 1993
an accusation is a dominance.