***10:04:16 Friday, January 19, 2001
*** A true (5-7-5) and appropriate haiku! Exactly as it came out, except I changed the first word 'an' to 'this'
This anatomy
     of extraordinary names
Where did it come from?

***9:18:57 Friday, January 19, 2001
This note's
     solidly good commotion-
Can it understand itself?

***9:15:26 Friday, January 19, 2001
The wanderer:
     around spiritual psychopaths
a stranger psychopath.

***5:21:43 PM Saturday, September 16, 2000
This event's
     despairingly beautiful existence-
To whom does it matter?

[How about this real haiku translation?

This quiet moment's
     despairingly beautiful
end: did it matter?]

***5:16:21 PM Saturday, September 16, 2000
a Psyche:
     into intoxicating beauties
an analytical beauty.

***10:11:51 PM Wednesday, November 22, 2000
existentialism has grown cryptic and obscene.
     Growing makes this church
boring and obnoxious.

***10:16:08 PM Wednesday, November 22, 2000
Avidly in her cooperation
     a pretty tax collector pollutes the world
so that it is ambiguous

***10:06:29 PM Monday, June 12, 2000
This life's
     final teacher-
Whose development dresses him?

***7:03:32 AM Wednesday, May 10, 2000
It is enough
     to pierce the dead.
This damned emptiness.

***11:42:11 PM Tuesday, May 9, 2000
At once. No chasm,
     no conception, your delightful face
is overflowing with death.

***9:56:56 PM Monday, May 8, 2000
important in its shock;
     my plague roars
into a motel lobby.

***7:44:43 PM Sunday, May 7, 2000
Alone in the tantalizing forest
     A courageous dancer oscillates her desire
Until it is jazz

***7:36:05 PM Thursday, May 4, 2000
Imagination monster
     growing, growing
drifting placid enormity.

***7:23:30 PM Thursday, May 4, 2000
Ink definitions
     many of you stand guilty
This catastrophic art.

***11:19:31 PM Thursday, March 9, 2000
priest: silly hot stuff
     sympathetic, aristocratic
Look! A fabulous romantic

***10:47:46 PM Thursday, March 9, 2000
artist: crazy id
     simulates idealism deliciously
malignant spiritual yearning

***10:47:33 PM Thursday, March 9, 2000
your wild game
     one more earthy grunt
explains things to anatomy

***10:43:41 PM Thursday, March 9, 2000
a compassionate nuclear physicist
     a compassionate world
everlasting is compassionate

***12:02:14 AM Monday, June 14, 1999
 seer: nauseating chute
             spews escapism noisily
 an emotional sickly seer

***12:00:09 AM Monday, June 14, 1999
 dark windows
     are like wild eyes-
 They steal from time.

***11:27:56 PM Wednesday, April 7, 1999
clinical psychologist ordains emptily
     stirs paradigm gently
 biological flavourless clinical psychologist

***1:48:28 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
  each woeful wait
     a willing world wide web browser
 walks in the winter

***5:01:43 PM Tuesday, April 1, 1997
Existential novelist: authoritarian despair
     aristocratic, anxious churlish
 Ah! A berserk monster

***11:46:21 AM Tuesday, February 13, 1996
   nun: humanitarian pantheism
 cordially, preferably, busily
 Look! a female mad man

***11:46:01 AM Tuesday, February 13, 1996
   a fantastic priest
     a fantastic primate
 is electronic fantastic?

***11:42:04 AM Tuesday, February 13, 1996
  brilliant little boy dismisses
     a brilliant faith
 a faith is a cruel little boy

***11:41:03 AM Tuesday, February 13, 1996
   depressed god moves
      an unrealistic hell
 is a god unrealistic?

***11:40:36 AM Tuesday, February 13, 1996
 a well travelled writer
      the anxious oneness
 anxious writer turns

***11:34:00 AM Tuesday, February 13, 1996
  the incredible boss
      an incredible exception
 is not simple incredible?

***8:35:55 AM Monday, February 12, 1996
    beautiful pizza delivery man flags
      a beautiful rain
 the ambitious pizza delivery man

***10:24:27 PM Monday, November 20, 1995
a paternal therapist
      more than one parental perversion
parental is paternal

***3:44:00 PM Tuesday, July 25, 1995
    advisor: nonconformist busybody
                 clinically, beautifully paternal
 dutiful small bureaucrat

***3:22:29 PM Tuesday, July 25, 1995
 philosopher: egocentric joy
     heaves ideas rigidly
 monstrous beautiful conversation

***1:45:27 PM Thursday, March 2, 1995
      esoteric, physical laughter
           a kind of awkward shaman
   runs to the balance

***12:00:59 PM Monday, December 12, 1994
     able, animal hug
            a pensive pantheism
   ordinarily, slowly, hug

***11:58:32 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
     the catastrophic fidelity:
                       chaos of cacophony,
   nonetheless, disgusting fidelity

***11:57:33 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
  each fertile love
           of daisy or frog
   runs to its consummation

***11:56:33 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
    brutal, bureaucratic anxiety
           animus of adolescence
   tender, quiet anxiety

***11:55:15 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
     comely, programmable bliss:
               a person of stone
  hides from their own causation

***11:53:05 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
       cancellation: clinical biochemistry
           spontaneously, nowadays, with ease
   cancellation of alien embryo

***12:23:11 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
   poetry: purple boredom
        often, rapidly, preeminent
   delicious cybernetic poetry

***11:47:46 PM Sunday, December 4, 1994
     beetle goes simply,
              easily, calm, quietly